Dick Noogie

Giving a woman a noogie with your bird / dick. Pretty much any place on her body other than a lubricated orifice. Genererally done as last ditch effort to evoke sexual excitement. Or just to be an annoying prick.

My wife rolled over as to avoid me last night. So... I gave her dick noogies to the kidney until she gave in.

by Jolly Colombiano October 16, 2013

Friendly dick

What a man has when he is a hoe.

Girl, you don’t want to talk to him, he’ll fuck anything. He got friendly dick.

by Nothingserious June 9, 2018

donkey dick

a dirty big dick

Sammy Romanus loves the donkey dick

by THE BOSS 12 July 9, 2019

Dick Pole

Former pitcher in Major League Baseball, winning 25 games in the big leagues. Later on he held the position of pitching coach with several organizations, most recently the Cincinnati Reds.

A: Hahahaha you're such a douche I bet your favorite athlete is Dick Pole!

B: YOU'RE a douche! You like Justin Bieber!

by bobbuttons September 3, 2012

Nutella Dick

Where a male covers his dick and balls in nutella and their partner licks it off

I gave my partner nutella dick last night

by fcfkhf January 13, 2019

dick-scord

A variation of discord that involves dicks, especially in the form of loading screen pictures, app icon, images, and more.

Why use discord when there's a better dick-scord?

by dat banana boi May 2, 2018

Chill the dick

another way of saying no when in a sexual encounter

dude I said I was on my period, chill the dick

by Lykra Dranks July 26, 2018