crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur January 05, 2018

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Handful

5 ounces
Unit of measurement
Often used by Mr Green

A handful.
That's 5 ounces of Mr Green's favourite unit of measurement.

by Roodedoo January 17, 2021

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Amy Lego handed Ethan
Amy is a mean Lego hander

by Ethan D'Souza April 12, 2021

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Stranger: hey I think that boy looks like axe hand morgan! His arms are so weird

by Axe hand morgan September 25, 2021

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Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.

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Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.

Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."

by C Tasch December 10, 2024

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A disorder discovered on tiktok where your facial features appear through your hand. It is a serious disorder and should be taken seriously.

person 1: Stop laughing!
person 2: You just want attention!
person 1: it's not fake I just have face-through-hand disorder!

by Poison Child September 16, 2020

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