Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

Mac n' Jack

A Mac n' Jack is when you revive a hand job while eating a bowl of mac and cheese.

"Yeah Cindy gave me a Mac n' Jack while watched interstellar last night."

by NormanFives December 10, 2017

Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018

I r r e l e v a n t

keeamalee

bitch you I r r e l e v a n t get the fuck out my face

by Fellcurry May 8, 2018

puff n pass

The act of reading a document or information and passing/sharing it with others

here is the class list, please puff n pass

by grammar queen March 2, 2018

Dipin n Dabin

Dipin n Dabin is not just a movement it is tatic and even a way of life

I’m Dipin n Dabin on those fools

by DipnDaber May 10, 2018

cream n cookies

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom

yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night

by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018