hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 8, 2017

Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.

"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"

by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023

Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset through volatile price movement. A panic seller. Synonymous with paper hands and weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his bitcoin at $11k because he's a weak bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Hand-fighting

Light physical scrimmage with another without intent to cause pain or injury.

Upset, Bill nudged John which lead to a light hand-fighting match

by yhui33 February 7, 2019

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning ".despite all the surprises life may throw at you, there's still hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2017

Mr. Hands

Enumclaw, Washington! Filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion.

Did you google "Mr. Hands?" - What a Wikipedia article...

by Lamb Hailer February 26, 2022

Take your hands out your drawls

A different meaning of being pressed for no reason; mad off of nothing; angry from simple/bland questions

Man 1: yo charles, what happened to you and ole girl?

Charles: why the fuck you wanna know what happened to me and ole girl stay in yo lane.

Man 2: yo take your hands out your drawls charles he was just asking a question.

by MezzoFye October 26, 2022