grundle cheese fondue

The melting of grundle cheese into a liquid form, often served with fresh cockflesh, guacamole or quesadillas.

I had some fine grundle cheese fondue the other day with some fresh meaty cockflesh.

by thedankeymix November 18, 2010

Philly Cheese Fry

During a blowjob, when a penis is covered with both cum and pee.

Josh: Dude, I gave Mary a Philly Cheese Fry last night.

by InsanelySausey June 6, 2010

graham crackers and cheese

To be pregnant, usually in a not-so-planned way.

Wow, i got so smashed last night, i think Ronald McDonald got me graham crackers and cheese

by Riley M January 15, 2008

Portable Cheese Wallets

The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.

Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..

by Sparten90059 1/2 January 16, 2009

Texan Stinky Cheese

When you melt cheese onto the woman's breasts, cum into the cheese, and lick it off the woman's body.

Wow, that Texan Stinky Cheese I performed last night smelled awful, but tasted great!

by LosDiosDeAlberto September 21, 2014

Girl cheese date

The act of two persons performing sexual intorcourse with their mouthes.

I took my girlfriend on a girl cheese date.

by Grill cheese date June 6, 2015

Wisconsin Cheese Plate

To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.

We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.

by chrles2394 October 18, 2015