ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.

A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???

by Big simp energy February 14, 2021

truck simp

A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone

"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"

by Skeeterskeet August 22, 2023

funtime foxy simp

Vannyskitten/Funtlmef0xy in three words.

“Are you a funtime foxy simp?”
“Like Vannyskitten? Ew no.”

by thisusernamewasnttaken October 17, 2021

Leafy’s simp test

When a content creator alludes to another content creator’s significant other in an attempt to moderate the number of fans that follow for sexual appeasement (possible through cuck theorem). This in turn can act as a basis for determining the legitimacy of the creator.

Did you hear about Pokimane’s subscriber count? I head she’s being subject to Leafy’s simp test.

by ௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵ ௵௵௵ August 7, 2020

friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way

'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."

by thiswasfrommariebtw January 29, 2021

Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.

Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"

by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020

Day Of Simp

A day for girls to feel special about a boy who doesn't simp around the boys but gets a free day without someone making fun of him

boy 1:awee i love her so much
boy 2: why you simping bro
boy 1: you know it's Day Of Simp

by Jakkeey August 9, 2020