The smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are

Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.

Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.

Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

by Del0920 August 12, 2021

Titting around

When you just can't get the IT to work and you spend the whole day faffing around trying to get on to outlook.

The GL LEP team often end up titting around for hours when they can't light on to Outlook.

by Boonie's Word World November 12, 2020

cathode tit

TV, the tube

“I mean, you can vote for the donkey or the elephant, or you can stay at home, sucking on the cathode tit, but any way you analyze it, you’ve consented to an immoral system.” Garth Risk Hallberg, City on Fire

by ReaderMS February 3, 2023

bitch tits

noun or verb. when yiu make someone your bitch. or expressing extream dislike to a person or event.

you are acting like a little bitch tits. dont get short with me bitch tits.

mauricio...most douch bags...little bitches.

by xxmrvipxx April 12, 2011

Tits

Another name for birds (in general). Say this and you will be pog.

Person one: How are you tits.

Person two: They are fine thank you, what about your tits.

by PansyParkinsonsimp16 March 8, 2021

Tits to the tarmac

The girl version of balls to the wall. When the party is getting on!

Jules: “are we going big tonight ladies?”

Emma: “damn right, girls its ‘tits to the tarmac’ time…let’s go.

by anonymous July 25, 2025

Tit Pen

A pen in the tit pocket on a shirt

may i use the pen that is in your pocket, your tit pen?

by canamguy09 July 27, 2017