simp

a word that was once special but tiktok faggots have ruined it
(stands for Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy)

Chad: wow oh boy that girl sure is cute
Tiktard: simp! haha u are simping hahahahaah!

by wkalc April 8, 2020

Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

by mistahroga May 9, 2020

Simp Fuel

When an attractive person exploits their looks in exchange for attention from others in the attempt to boost their ego.

She's running a thirst trap running on Simp Fuel

by mr_sun_shine October 18, 2021

Simp

A straight up nerd who always be chatting with the girls trying to get their puss puss but never does, also he doesn’t know that everyone in his friend group hates him. Commonly associated with the name James or Jimmy

Bryan: Ayy James is such a Simp
Tyrone: Yea I know fuckin hate that bitch

by Ronnie69429 March 14, 2020

Simp

In all matters of professionalism, it refers to a bub.

Wow that bub guy is a real simp.

by Morrow.mc March 24, 2020

Simp

Trenton Schoonmaker

Simp for bell-bottom queens.

by pudge32 October 6, 2020

Simp

a term used to describe a man who's desperate for a girl to the point it's annoying, NOT some one who's just being nice to a girl.

A guy: *holds door open for a girl just one time*
some idiot: SIMP

by BlizzardyGirl September 5, 2020