A person that drools over woman pics on the internet
Beware: Most simps may be half-virgins and their simp levels may rise
Beware: Most simps may be half-virgins and their simp levels may rise
Mateen(most common simp name) : Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick she showing too much ass it does no good for me
Green shirt dude: You should get that checked out man..
Green shirt dude: You should get that checked out man..
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All the definitions are correct but nobody gives the origin of the word that I could see. It started as an acronym. Simp = Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy.
by A UK Stoner August 11, 2025
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usually associated with the name :Ryder
usually associated with the name :Ryder
by hotsaucepeehole February 17, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A profession where you'll be able to act as someone's personal wallet! It's commonly associated with men who are employed by their lover and their lover's lover. The tasks that they must do to achieve acknowledgment from their lover are the following: continuously defend her even if she was in the wrong, buy her unnecessary amounts of things that she will in the end discard, respect her and her boyfriend, etcetera.
Woman: *says something offensive to another*
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."
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Get the Simp mug.Eric said" Your such a simp Toby", get on with your life". Toby replied "No man your just a simp-lifier"
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