Simp

A person so desperate for pussy that he would jump off a cliff for a girl.

Bruh you are a simp

by Zeg_Wind May 23, 2020

Simp

A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.

Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Simp

Anyone named Corey

Woh is that guy named Corey cuz he looks like a simp

by Damn look! Imanis kuntakintas June 22, 2020

Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

kurumi._.simp

Some mf with mid ass opinions that is still cute but still has mid ass opinions

Man kurumi._.simps content sucks

by Nolan._.knight May 25, 2021

Simp

Alexander Verbesey

“I don’t even like her anymore”
“No Alexander, you are just a simp”

by Happjficifj September 26, 2021

Simp

When a person changes their wallpaper to a male friend

Simp simp simp simp

by Leopardzo October 17, 2020