Simp

Someone that goes out of their way to make someone like them. (Buying them things, being extraordinarily nice, etc.)

My friend( Robby): "I'm gonna go play with Panda. See ya guys."

Me and the bois : "You're such a simp bro"

by My friend is a simp April 20, 2020

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Simp-lifier

Accuses others of being Simps willy nilly, most probably because it takes one to know one.

Eric said" Your such a simp Toby", get on with your life". Toby replied "No man your just a simp-lifier"

by Thepwerplelazer January 12, 2015

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SIMP

It's just Lorcan.

He's a SIMP

by He'sASimp March 27, 2023

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Simp

some dude who will go out of his way to please a girl who wants nothing to do with him
usually associated with the name :Ryder

me: yo why do you keep simping again?
simp king: Because I'm really stupid and need pussay

by hotsaucepeehole February 17, 2020

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A profession where you'll be able to act as someone's personal wallet! It's commonly associated with men who are employed by their lover and their lover's lover. The tasks that they must do to achieve acknowledgment from their lover are the following: continuously defend her even if she was in the wrong, buy her unnecessary amounts of things that she will in the end discard, respect her and her boyfriend, etcetera.

Woman: *says something offensive to another*
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."

by ThiccPope May 7, 2020

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