Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.
by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022

I way to describe REALLY good food. Derived from the older phrase "it's so good it makes you wanna slap yo mamma" or "it's slap yo momma good".
Ex. 1 Man, this pizza you brought slaps!
Ex. 2
Mike: "You ever had a waffle from waffle house at 2 am"
Gerald: "Yeah, the son of a gun slaps"
Ex. 2
Mike: "You ever had a waffle from waffle house at 2 am"
Gerald: "Yeah, the son of a gun slaps"
by ThePotatoChipsss November 25, 2022

by 00Why_me May 21, 2021

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
by Mgatty April 19, 2023

by JustinCredible H May 10, 2020

by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
