Sign Slap

The term to describe someone slapping a sign that's been chatting utter shit.

"Oi is that the sign that's been chatting shit about you"

"Oi it is"

"Sign slap him Tony Blair"

by BangHimTony August 29, 2017

Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023

bitched slapped

when someones being a bitch so they get slapped

Kelly: oh chloes standing on the stairs
Jen: she has FOMO
Amber: errr she needs bitched slapped

chloe:.... yous bully me

by marieex October 24, 2018

Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.

I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

slap

Slap / 'slap/

Full acronym:
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Programming

#include stdio.main

execute <slap command>

A slap is a mini reset mechanism. Similar to percussion maintenance of non responsive harware, this intuitive reflex program designed for humans by humans reverts a previously agitated individual to their default quiet state and is often ensued by harsh verbal output. It may serve various auto-correct functions.
The program is partly based off the "if you can't be a good example to others, be a terrible warning for them" algortihm.

sound smite slap scabba daze whoze

by Naig September 25, 2014

“Slap-flap”

The sound of running in flip-flops

As Tira ran, the “slap-flap” of her pink flip-flops echoed on the sidewalk.

by Makarios_ January 29, 2023