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NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!
girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
by hello yam November 30, 2020
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Toddler slap

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.
Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.
by Toddler slap June 30, 2023
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Triple Slap

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.
“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’
by Vasquevos February 9, 2024
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SLAP

guy: hey wanna go to walmart later?

guy 2: yea SLAP
by ay20o0 January 31, 2021
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Slap dick

To tell someone to fuck off or to indicate they being an annoying bitch
Lucas: Man you a slow ass runner
Max: you a bitch, slap dick
by Real nigga roll call May 27, 2021
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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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Peaker Slap

The art of slapping a woman or man with only the tip of your penis.

This may also be used as a game for friends when someone passes out. Bonus points for leaving a mark.
Dude i peaker slapped the shit out of that chick when she talked back to me.

Hey dude johnny passed out lets peaker slap him!
by johnny :'( December 1, 2011
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