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Jumbalaya Juice

Anything that comes out of boys, besides pee pee.
Dude did you hear about Cammy? He jumbalaya juiced all over the couch last night while he watched Kim and Kourtney take NY.

Noun, or verb.
by showerfuck February 11, 2012
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Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.
That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.
by EvenMore March 5, 2012
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Wilkey juice

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town Tyrone, GA.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Wilkey.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Wilkey through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Wilkey pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Wilkey Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Wilkey and get that Juice.
by Dr. William Johnson March 9, 2012
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Issue Juice

Gossip that fuels an argument.
Yow, that trick been spreading some issue juice 'bout me. We bout to go in on this kid southern style!
by Flo Rider March 17, 2012
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Dred Juices

The blood that collects on the dredlocks composed of the pubic hair above a women's vagina, and then is proceeded to be used as a tampon.
Girl 1: Ah man, I hate it when I forget to bring my tampon!!
Girl 2: That's the worse, good luck getting through the day!
Girl 1: Don't worry about it, I'll just use my dreds to substitute for the day and wash the dred juices out later.
by bassisthetits April 9, 2012
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Juiced It

Someone who did the most! going overboard! to the extreme!...over reacting! Doing The Most!
Bro she "juiced it"!

Dude you just "juiced it" NBS!
by DopeSociety July 25, 2012
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Juiced For Your Lovin'

To have prepped oneself for the act of sexual intercourse with another male or female. It also implies that you would like to make love to said male or female.
"Baby you are summertime fine and I must say I am completely juiced for your lovin'."
by Skeet McGeever November 29, 2011
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