grills my cheese

a state of agitation caused by outside forces

Steve really grills my cheese, and not in a good way.

by boolean bill March 15, 2010

hopping the cheese dip

avoiding the conversation directly: beating around the bush

Luke: Did you see what happened yesterday at the mall?
James: Cmon man, why'd you call, stop hopping the cheese dip.

by Shmloocas January 3, 2010

chicken cheese chicky

a stanky piece of ass, fun if you like sex in the dump...literally

I got a horrible infection bangin that chicken cheese chicky

by The biggest Ragu January 14, 2010

Cheese n ham

Tenuous Weegie rhyming slang for "amazing" - Cheese n ham(azing).

As heard spoken by proto-ned in a Glasgow sports centre cafeteria.

"Aww whit! That burd servin' in Maccy Ds is totally cheese n ham, man!"

"Them swedgers we necked doon Kelvingrove were cheese n ham. Pure meltit by the way."

by Guntmeister June 15, 2009

wet cheese sangwich

when two persons (gay or straight) take a shit, scrape off some smegma (or dick cheese) and ad it between each poo. it cannot be called a "wet" cheese sangwich until one member eats it, and regurgitates it into the others asshole.

yo dave, whatd u do last nite?

me n cindy made a wet cheese sangwich and wached seinfeld!

bomtastik nigga!

by gab-real October 26, 2009

Bloke Cheese Steak

When you fuck a chick in her vagina with your shit, then you eat her out.

shit fucking Cleveland Steamer Bloke Cheese Steak

by r3c0n October 23, 2010

Chuck E Cheeses

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.

Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015