Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

Butters

Ugly

All the butters people get with eachother cus no one else will

by Rockycockypoodle August 17, 2017

Peamutt butter

Specially made dog friendly peanut butter for doing the peanut butter wonder

Dave spread the peamutt butter all over his penis before getting his dog Dan to lick it off.

by Mutt butt December 11, 2024

We Butter

Post coitus after filling her box with your unborn children the continued churning produces a froth.

We both finished but she kept grinding, That we butter was oozing out

by BoKnows82 May 15, 2025

Nutter Butter

When one homosexual male nuts on a stick of butter and puts the butter on toast and gives it to another homosexual man while having sex and eating it.

Daddy can you please do a Nutter Butter for me I want it so bad.

by Mr.DaddySploogMcGee May 13, 2018

peanut butter Nelly

A woman that smears peanut butter on her pussy then makes the family pet like her clean

You know laquanda across the street? Yeah she's a "peanut butter Nelly" everyone says so....

by HyporboreanVrilguy March 12, 2023

Butlins Butter Bandit

1) A person of legendary status who terrorizes the public with the use of Butter.

2) A person wearing googles and a hood, who steals Butter.

3) someone who loves butter.

Fuck me it’s the Butlins Butter Bandit

by Save the bacon August 12, 2025