Short King

These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.

Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short

*Short King has hot gay sex*

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

KINGS

Kicking in nutsacks generally satisfying

Doing KINGS for all

by Iceyman January 7, 2023

Kraka King

One of the best deltarune YouTubers of all time. He’s pretty nice and friendly. He has his own server “Kraka’s Kingdom” where the mods barely do anything, and the server’s terrible, but hey, it’s all been downhill since user “Aro Ralsei/Sansby#4555” joined. Kraka king makes videos such as “which deltarune character is the most mommy?” And “ai generated deltarune theories”. He’s also very chill and currently warring with the lawless hellhole of “cerealnation”

Romantic Asriel (aro ralseis evil twin) is scrolling through YouTube..
“Wow is that Kraka King!? He posted a new video! Wow, this video is really cool and I should subscribe right now”

by Aro Ralsei, Master of Trolling January 7, 2023

ludo king

the greatest game known to mankind

person 1: wanna play some ludo king?
person 2: FUCK YES.

by eddiemunsonshat January 13, 2023

King Ghidorah

A fictional three-headed dragon kaiju (Japanese for "giant monster") featured in the popular Godzilla series. He is Godzilla's archenemy, which of course makes him one of the most popular monsters in the franchise. King Ghidorah is an enormous three-headed dragon with large wings, two tails, and no arms. He is usually depicted as a malicious alien monster from outer space that tries to destroy all life on planet Earth, only to be challenged and defeated by Godzilla himself.

Ghidorah can fly and travel through space, and can fire gravity lightning beams from all three of his mouths. His middle head acts as the dominant, intelligent and serious alpha, while the left and right heads are his minions, similar to trained attack dogs.

King Ghidorah is definitely one of the most badass villains in the Godzilla franchise. He is the Joker to Godzilla's Batman.

King Ghidorah is threatening to destroy the Earth and only Godzilla can stop him.

by Gojifan January 14, 2023

Banana king

Charlie is the banana king
(phrase 'banana king' directly inspired by the series Charlie the Unicorn by FilmCow)

You're the banana king charrrrrlllllliiiiiiiieeeeeeee

by A-Kitty July 2, 2023

King Arther

Impregnation via plunger device, where one goes into a headstand like position and you, with both hands on the device, plunge it down as one would when putting the sword in the stone

My dad walked up to me and told me, "You know, you weren't made traditionally, we had to King Arther your mom"

by anonymous July 5, 2023