Jesus Water Streak

The act of moving over the surface of a body of water naked.

Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!

by MikeRoch April 13, 2017

Ultra Water

Water so good that it’s addictive.

Bob: can you get enough of that Ultra Water, Frank?
Frank: No, give me MORE! I need more!

by theemptyqueue March 8, 2020

Soapy water

When you ejaculate to your significant others ear and proceed to shake their head to make the visual effect of soapy (sink) water.

Dj Khaled : What’d you and your girl do yesterday?
Django: you know the usual, but I gave her soapy water

Dj Khaled: Dang I wish I was that gangster

by BappoElChappo December 5, 2019

Gnar-water

Very gnarly gross contaminated water.

Dude… the lady from Ch*potle just lifted the bucket of sides up and pour gnar-water all down the line.

Dude… there’s so much seaweed down at the beach right now that is some gnar-water.

by LBcustoms February 11, 2022

dog-water

-shitty
-trash(y)
-stupid
-mrs.gatlin

"this assignment is dog-water"
"what a dog-water bitch"

by dog.water.dog February 23, 2021

Pottle of Water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
Jamie-John: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce?
Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of Water

Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025

dog water

the absolute worst combination of things in existence (dog + water). Something being dog water means its literally the worst it could possibly be.

Bro Jon's absolute dog water at chess

by Uhmuhn March 11, 2021