God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!

Who is God? God is Jake!

by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021

A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

Shart God

The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.

OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?

SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN

by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021

She-God

A goddess, but a tomboy.

Yo, that skater chick is a She-God.

by NullOfTheVoid June 01, 2024

Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015

God Defend

To defend something in the same way one would defend their religion and their god when somebody insults it.

"Why are you god defending Brampton (Ontario)"

by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 22, 2024

God squad

A group of self obsessed people mostly boys who are "rich " from their parents money

There goes the god squad they where just shoping for yeesys in study hall

by 🐇 February 13, 2019