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USING THE WORD "GOD" MEANS YOU ARE A JOKE TO HUMANITY
by GOD!"£(*& January 3, 2023
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chicken nugget god

Somebody: sir are you praising to the chicken nugget God?
Somebody else: of course
Somebody: good *leaves*
by thvbac..? Wait wha- January 4, 2023
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God’s Fork

A fork utensil with a knife on the side, and a spoon on the bottom.
Yo brah you got any god’s forks in your house?
by donovanni January 7, 2023
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God

An amalgam of abstractions that form a hierarchy of perception. The pinnacle of which is your (or THE) highest conceptual good. You need it or you can't act because false dichotomy and you're either acting in accordance with the highest ethical good or you're confused because this is what Sam was talking about when he called it sophistry...
Hym "Now, I don't want you to look at that definition and think that I'm some kind of a "The greater good" ideologue. I know. It's almost impossible to do if you know what the words mean but I need you to try, ok? I know what you're thinking. 'That's not what people mean when they say it' And I know.

But what you don't understand is that people are stupid. They don't know what it means. They don't even know what it SHOULD mean. I do. That's what God SHOULD mean."

Iam ".... If it isn't obvious he's talking as though he is Dr. Jeep Jorp. Because that's what Dr. Jeep Jorp thinks we were doing and is now doing to us."

Hym Ha! God... If this is how you act when you believe there is an omniscient reality monster watching everything you do... I'd hate to see you when nobody's watching... Hehehehehehehe.... Hahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam January 8, 2023
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God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.
Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!
by off-bagrill January 13, 2023
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god getting even

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”
by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023
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RIZZ GOD

MY BOY JACOB HE REALLY HIMMMMMMMMMMM
by ZEZTYWAFFLES July 1, 2023
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