King's Spliff

The event in which a person does a blowjob to another person while that receiving person is smoking a joint.

Last night Galy gave me an amazing King's Spliff I am not about to forget.

by Galy1998 September 24, 2017

He IS a king

Yes he IS, Emma. You still don't get it. He sieged the castle. I was the Zhuge Liang leading them from the mote surrounding the castle. You are the bourgeoisie idiots sitting outside of castle that just got threw on your asses. And now you're just sitting there and waiting for King Trump to die with your little faggot signs. And now YOU are just forming a we are the world chain around the mote and waiting for me to drown. AND BEYOND THAT... BEHIND YOU... People are digging motes JUST LIKE THE ONE THAT I'M IN... AND I'M TELLING THAT THAT IS HAPPENING BEHIND YOU... AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. Like the Cheeta guy from you accused me of just trying to trick you so I could get out of the mote. YOU WERE WRONG. And I'm in the mote either way. I'm not signing the consent for to my own public drowning. I'm not listening to anything anyone say until I'm out of the mote. You can pull people out selectively if you want but that doesn't undrown the people you didn't.

Hym "He IS a king in a kind of vague abstract sense. And unfortunately for YOU... I CAN ALWAYS JUST TETHER SOME PEOPLE UP AND SWIM STRAIGHT DOWN! You won't ever be able to cut all of the tethers before I can pull at least one of you. In the meantime, I'm pretty buoyant. And I got a pretty bad case of the woke mind virus."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2025

king salmon

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.

King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's

by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005

King drac

sam is gay , love you - autumn

Wow king drac is really gay

Me: yes very gay

by Heybell August 18, 2019

Fuccboi King

Hunter Biden, the current fuccboi holds the record for banging hookers while using crack cocaine

Our liege Lord the fuccboi King Hunter Robinette Biden was pardoned today.

by Fuckthewhites December 1, 2024

King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020

Long Live The King

Proclaims Life to the King.

Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.

But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.

That's the part they don't get.

That's why Long Live The King.

These bastards are after the King. They want the Throne. Fuck them. Long Live The King.

by WhoGivesAShitAnymore March 2, 2023