cunt grinder

when u take a egg beater and spin it clockwise in a vagina .... it usually gets the mood going .....u can also do it counter clock wise to curn ..... the vagina to ur size.

" oh shit son last night this bitch was bugging so i just dropped out the cunt grinder and got to work .... that chick fucked all night .... then cried from the pain."

by drew the grinder September 11, 2006

credit cunt

People or media that insist on referring every news article or everyday event to the 'looming credit crisis', regardless of the fact that the event they are talking about has little or nothing to do with predicted credit crash.

Person 1: "I saw the news reader say that the increase in popcorn sales are indicative of people watching films at home due to the looming credit crisis."

Person 2: "What a credit cunt!"

by Deva Corriveau June 24, 2008

cunt sniffer

one who is a luzzy who smells of the cunt

Rossie the cunt sniffer eats a lot of chicken

by jisko August 4, 2007

cunt smuggler

A cunt smuggler is a guy who just smuggles cunts instead of gullzing beer or surfing.

Paul Ahern is such a cunt smuggler. All he does is go to the gym, throw gummers and pinch Dales sack.

by Colton April 4, 2005

cunt throttle

Pleasuring the vagina of a supple bitch with the base of your foot as in pressing the throttle while grabbing the throat like a steering wheel.

My friendship with Dan ended when saw him cunt throttle my sister.

by NoPhilo June 26, 2009

Cold Cunted

The female version of being "Cock Blocked".

Man! Did you see that? That grenade just Cold Cunted the shit out of me.

by GauchoMac March 3, 2010

Cunt Down

When a human or animal female lies flat on her belly with her legs spread so that her cunt touches the surface.

My dog just lied cunt down on the floor.

by somedude23 May 25, 2011