Ed Chime Box

He is the most seductive man ALIVE! His romantic fizz coupled with his ultimate facial harmony is irresistible and unstoppable.

"Ed Chime Box" is the ultimate rizzler and is enrolled at Moggwarts schools for mewers and looksmaxxers.

The Ed Alphabet must not be overused and/or abused. If you violate the melody, Ed himself will attack you with his manly rowers physique.

The words are said individually and slowly ED---CHIME---BOX and then a YEP NOW BOYS CAN BE SAID!

Now boys, is "Ed Chime Box" present in class today. Yep NOW>

by The Alphabet February 13, 2024

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Get the Ed Chime Boxmug.

Entitled Box

Rich White Boy with Daddy Issues

What a fucking Entitled Box

by Me meLord67 October 9, 2021

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Get the Entitled Boxmug.

Box out

When a girl gets cock blocked or prevented/interrupted from obtaining sexual contact with a man.

I was super into that guy, but my friend had to do that terrible box out.

by Fierceone February 9, 2017

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Get the Box outmug.

A box

booty

My mom cant pay the morgage so we are moving into a box.

by Sendmementalhelp October 15, 2019

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Get the A boxmug.

Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

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