Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.

1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.

by MagicMahn January 9, 2022

Slapping fuckskins

A casual way of addressing the desire to rearrange the guts of a significant other. This references the beautiful slapping noises made during intercourse, along with the angelic term for genitalia.

Husband: Hey the kids are sleeping we should be slapping fuckskins

Wife: Ew, not when you call it that

by boiler December 17, 2020

National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.

Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!

by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022

Slap ass week

A week where you can slap anyone ass without them getting mad April 3-9

Can I slap your ass because it's slap ass week

by Heckmeister April 6, 2022

SLAP

"Sounds Like A Plan"

SLAP is often used to emphasize your excitement for a planned event.

You: Down to grab a beer tonight?
Your bro: I'm down
You: SLAP!

by FUTR October 2, 2019

Slut Slap

When you slap someone around the face with the end crust of a loaf of bread, otherwise known as the slut (ie fingered by everyone but wanted by none)

Jack what's that? *bam*, you just got slut slapped

by Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson September 19, 2018

Slap ass year

From January 1st to December 31st we are allowed to slap ass without any consequences

Boy : it’s slap ass year

Crush :so ?
Boy:✋🏾🍑

by Stupid words October 13, 2020