SIMP

A guy desperate for pussy n will do anything to get it

“did u hear how avery chasing after thots he a simp”

by SIMPNATION. February 4, 2020

simp

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

Simp

Andrea or Keny

You see that simp? It’s Andrea

You see that simp? It’s Keny

by D_almighty December 31, 2020

Simp

In all matters of professionalism, it refers to a bub.

Wow that bub guy is a real simp.

by Morrow.mc March 24, 2020

Simp

A person who does way to much for a girl he likes, and puts her above the boys.

Dude1: ahh man Sebasthor ditched us to talk to Aubrey again

Dude2: he never hangs out with the boys anymore. he's such a simp

by |theboys| March 12, 2021

simp

Tbh I think it could mean loving a fictional character to the point of obsession

me: omg I love nikusa from fnf!!!!
other guy: SIMP!!!!!

by Kam66 August 17, 2022

simp

Oliver

When he sees Tixy

Oliver-"I will make you a 6hr Fortnite map my dearest Tixy because I am a simp !"
Tixy-" Oh how lovely."
Oliver"Thats not the only thing i will make you and you'll see in 9 months."

by Simp for Tixy October 12, 2020