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Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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entrance-to-hell

It is an entrance to the downside of places like george w bush's ass.
CAN I FIND THE FUCKING ENTRANCE-TO-HELL??

Nah.
by KRAVENPSA December 4, 2024
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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
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oh my fucking hell

This is commonly by the hit Geometry Dash player who thinks The Golden 86% ship is really hard, snowiva. He uses this to express his anger whenever he fails.

A phrase or expression of anger.
"Oh my fucking hell! I want to get consistent but no I haven't had a single Oaxley pass for 3000 attempts! :("
by vicksenngeedee February 25, 2025
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gg no heals

This is used in all chat after games in hero shooters like Overwatch or Marvel Rivals when a DPS feels they didn't get enough healing. It generally causes an argument between said DPS and healers/healer because the DPS feels they're entitled to a pocket.
Dps: GG no heals.
Healer: I have 70k healing solo tho.
Dps: You never healed me.
Healer: You never came for healing. Besides, health packs exist for a reason, you should have used them.
Dps: Stfu.
by A healer main March 19, 2025
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Why the hell am I here??

In a place or situation, you do NOT know how you got there in the first place.
Random: So are you some type of elite person or?

You(who is tied up in a room full of random rich people): Why the hell am I here??
by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025
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Eternal Towers of Hell Wiki

noun

A collaborative online encyclopedia dedicated to the fictional universe, lore, gameplay mechanics, characters, and community contributions surrounding Eternal Towers of Hell — a hypothetical (or niche) dark fantasy or horror-themed game, story, or multimedia project. The wiki serves as a comprehensive resource for players or fans, detailing each "tower" level, boss encounters, weapons, cursed artifacts, historical backstories, and the metaphysical laws governing the infernal setting.
"I looked up the stats for the Crimson Executioner on the Eternal Towers of Hell Wiki before attempting the seventh floor."
"The lore section on the Eternal Towers of Hell Wiki explains the origin of the Soulbound Architect."
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