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African tea party

A group meeting where each person shits into a cup,then they all eat or drink each other’s shots till they are sick .
Me and my mates are going to an African tea party tonight .
by Lord cock big June 14, 2018
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United Australia Party

A so-called "freedom party" run by Queensland billionaire and fat fuck Clive Palmer and his mate Craig Kelly (who was sacked from the Liberals for being a wanker). A right-wing party similar to Pauline Hanson's One Nation except not run by a ranga. Formerly called the Palmer United Party and not to be confused with the original and unrelated United Australia Party that became the Liberal Party in the 1940s thanks to a great Australian Prime Minister called Sir Robert Menzies, who was in power for 18 non consecutive years. Clive claims that his party is the "true successor" to the original UAP and is the biggest political party in Australia, which is bullshit because him and Craig just spam us with text messages saying "Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!" and most of their members are fake (in that they got emails that said they joined when really they didn't).
The United Australia Party spent $100 million on ads on YouTube and on TV and billboards on the highway every fucking 20km and said that Craig Kelly would become PM yet he won just one seat in the Senate (Ralph Babet, representing Victoria) and no seats in the House of Representatives after Craig Kelly lost his own seat of Hughes in Sydney to the Liberals. Then he said the elections were rigged. Then Ralph Babet temporarily deregistered the party federally (but not in Victoria). How the fuck is he not broke by now? What a cunt.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023
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Jewish communist party

The party that has been rejected due to the Holocaust.

Barbra Streisand is part of the Jewish Communist Party.
Look Herschel I know you aren't part of the Jewish Communist Party.
by D4RKF0XdaF0X January 28, 2023
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party pony pie

A pie in which you stick a plastic horse or pony figurine to celebrate a friend's birthday. Especially used if the figurine is Pinky Pie or is wearing a party hat.
We were too broke for candles this year and the store was out of cakes so we got him a party pony pie instead to celebrate in style!
by Harmonyprincess April 23, 2022
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Covid Positive Party

A party where guests must show a Positive COVID Test within the last 72 hours, or they cannot attend.
My friend and I are both COVID Positive, so we can only go to a COVID Positive party.
by tcornsimp December 31, 2021
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Mario Party Superstars

Rush into the usual hustle of the Mario Party games, and choose between some of Nintendo's all-stars with no practical differences... except, for some reason, you think picking Yoshi makes you win more. Then, choose between one of five classic multicolored gauntlets taken from the first three games, to run around in literal circles collecting Coins and Stars at the speed of plate tectonics, and deciphering the special gimmicks of each stage, that will either give you untold riches or totally ruin any chance you have of winning, often both in the same game, as you're pushed off the map, have the Star moved from right in front of you, take out a second mortgage as you land on the 14th Bowser Space, or just have your Star stolen right out of your hands by someone you nominally like, all in between playing minigames for money like that's something people actually enjoy. Then push through as this hellish cycle repeats over and over again, until you finally get to the end of your rounds and everything is tallied up, only for you to lose because someone failed upwards for stepping on the most red squares or something, in a system that feels like running a triathlon just to play Russian roulette, but with five bullets, that, despite all these years of playing, will never numb the rage you feel at being made a fool by the uncaring whims of this game. And yes, I know that you can take Bonus Stars off, but is that really worth getting roasted by your friends for the rest of your life?
My top 3 key highlights in Mario Party Superstars are...

"I was about to reach the finish line in Spin Doctor until someone beats me at the last millisecond!"

"In the 2nd turn in Peach's Birthday Cake, my brother got his FIRST lucky star (before anyone else) thanks to an unexpected hidden block."

"As turns went on after getting a star, they're prone to landing on a Bowser Space for instant karma!"
by CALIMEXAS DISCORDINATOR January 10, 2022
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Baltimore Piss Party

Multiple people standing in a circle peeing, common activity in Baltimore , MD
Person 1: -Yo dude the Baltimore Piss Party yesterday was lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Person 2: -Yeah
by XxGöstaBohmanGamingxX November 7, 2022
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