Going to the porn convention

When you do something really sad, lonely or desperate.

Ever since the break-up, Mike's been going to the porn convention.

by Herbert Pecker April 27, 2020

To go to Barnard Castle

To go on a pointless drive.

Specifically against all recommended advice and especially when feeling unwell.

"Despite there being a global pandemic, and all medical advice and governmental regulation (which I helped to write) saying to the contrary, I had to go to Barnard Castle.

This trip needlessly put in danger anybody I may inadvertently have come across due to my families recent exposure to Covid-19. I needlessly took this drive because I recklessly drove the 270miles from London to Durham and had to check whether I was safe to take the pointless 270 mile journey home again."

by DomCummings May 26, 2020

Going full Lander

When you spill an entire wheel barrow full of concrete on the ground, then your boss/ girlfriend’s father tells you you have no upper body strength, then you blame the concrete truck driver even though he was just doing his job, then you have a full mental breakdown ruining your entire day, then get to go home early from work and take a nap but you’re still as irritable as you were before.

Cole’s going full lander, kid has no upper body strength.

by Cole Lander July 2, 2020

go fuck yourself

if someone says this to you you fucked up. it an be as a joke but most likely youre a dipshit.

oi cunt go fuck yourself ´kay.

by not simp boy September 30, 2020

Go on my badson

A person with high achievements and recognition of excellence in the bedroom.

When word got out how that he cracked the uncrackable, the lads chanted "Go on my badson!".

by Johnson_badson October 10, 2020

go get a toothbrush

when a girl wants to show how wet there pussy is

I'm gonna go get a toothbrush to prove I ain't rasain dry

by Scrumptious snack March 19, 2017

go around the bed

Go around the bed.

You make me go around the bed = Me estás volviendo loco.

by Cisco. April 14, 2017