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Anyone who drives a 2014 jeep srt wk2 hellcat block 1000hp fridge.
G-gooso the simp didn’t want to drive because gas is too expensive
by Smokeyv12 June 5, 2021
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national simp day

the day that you admit who you are simping for.
did you hear that today was national simp day?
by armona June 6, 2021
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Simp

Being a simp is basically an obsessive-compulsive mental disorder. This is closely related to a currently recognised mental disorder known as “Celebrity Worship Syndrome”, being a simp is essentially the same thing, but without the celebrity part. A person who is a simp will likely act illogically, an example being a man who gives a woman an excessive amount of money with little to nothing in return. A simp will likely display a lack of common sense and rationality, such as a married man who needs to support a family, but instead using his money on OnlyFans subscriptions. Simps are usually males, but it isn’t always the case.

Someone suffering from being a simp should seek help, such as a therapist. Especially in cases in which they spend money they require for other essential needs. Once a simp begins to devoid themselves of necessity’s, they WILL need help. Almost everyone who shows signs of “simping” is also likely to be suffering in some regard, such as having depression.

Please note: this word is overused, and is rarely used correctly.

It’s easy to know when someone is a “true” simp, an example being the man (in recent news) who spent $10,000 for a hug from his favourite OnlyFans girl, whilst she already had a boyfriend…
Stop being a simp... you need the money to pay off your bills. Stop sending it to E-Girls on the internet.
by Degenerate Slayer June 12, 2021
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Simps-R-US

When caitlonias says " I love you *** **** , you are my bestfreind and my favorite person and I want to breed with you so hard"
Can you believe it? Its like simps-R-US over here
by Hugh janus888 June 13, 2021
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Simp

A common phrase used by bashirs bitchass when trying to flame another individual due to his own insecurity of not being able to locate and secure a women that he is suitable for
by Nastynaz321 June 14, 2021
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Simp

Have you seen angel
Oh he’s with his girl

Fucking simp
by Ya boi Ivan June 15, 2021
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simp

a 40 year old virgin who pays female streamers thousands of dollars just to have their name said out / written on a board.

They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
A: Did you see that simp donate 5k to pokimane?
B: holy shit
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