simp

squirrel in my pants

person 1: OMG SIMP, please help me!
person 2: OMG there really is a squirrel in your pants

by Train1311 October 22, 2020

Simp

A person who goes out of their way to be nice to another person thinking that it'll get them a reward for the kindness in the form of a relationship or some sexual act when in actual fact they are more than often just stuck in the friendzone. Everyone knows a simp.

The Mur: 'I think I simp daily...'
The Ray: 'Yes but at least you don't simp as much as him.'
The War: 'Attention all girls, if you need anything done I will sacrifice myself to do it for you.'
The War's Mind: 'After this they will all love me'
In reality: In friendzone with the entire female population.

by okboomer88 March 27, 2020

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros. Especially one that is related to the bros.

Billy came home from working out of town and instead of hanging with his friend, he instead went to his friends sisters’. Billy is a simp.

by Jacked4Life August 2, 2022

simp

do anything or say anything to please a girl this word is for the boys but girls can be simps to but mostly known as boys because boys are thirsty but not all of them hey girls are rlly thirsty and imma girl i got u guys

taylor swift:i will love you forever and ever john cena:oml you are like a star in the sky you make me so happy taylor swift: you are such a FUCKING SIMP

by add my snap @elizabethalred July 19, 2020

Simp

Someone who ditches the boys and acts different to get pussy but never ends up getting it.

Associates with the name Declan Haynes

Declan is such a simp.

by Celia Pompeselli May 12, 2020

Simp

A person who is willing to do anything for someone, whether fictional or real.
A person who fawns/goes crazy over someone, whether fictional or real.
What you would call someone who does the things above.

I am a simp, and I am proud of it.
______ is becoming a simp...
So what if I simp for fictional anime men and K-pop idols?

by DisorientedWordNerd January 28, 2022

SIMP

Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.

Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!

by Dothefig December 9, 2019