whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018

Roman Paint Job

To paint, write, or otherwise mark upon any structure, vehicle, or surface, in order to protest fascism of anykind.

Damn, did you see what happened to the cyber truck? Someone gave it a Roman Paint Job because fElon Musk is a NAZI!

by Anonymous Painter March 11, 2025

Fupa-Job

Having sex in the folds of someone’s fupa until climax.

I got a Fupa-Job last night from the torta that lives down the street.

by ShartingForChad December 15, 2024

bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.

"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"

by jfishyy February 1, 2022

Kim job

1. A toothy or otherwise unpleasant oral sex experience.

2. Any job or task that is inherently difficult or arduous beyond your control.

Cleaning the dish pit was a total Kim Job. The bussers kept bringing in dirty dishes and the managers forgot to order rags and soap. It took my entire shift to finish what should have taken an hour.

by CasualT23 September 22, 2021

Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.

Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.

by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020

colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.

Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.

by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022