gods bongos

heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded

dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?

by celeste tits April 15, 2020

God of Sweets

The God of Sweets. Is one who lives off sweets. They have formed there body to accept sweets. They live and crave them. They will die if they don't have enough sweets thought. So they usually have a servant who brings them sweets on a daily baises.

The Boy, Lawliet, Who ate so much sweets. Became the God of Sweets.

by GeekyGal July 10, 2014

good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 07, 2018

Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"

by Hila Kleiner April 07, 2018

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 03, 2023

Intellectual god

Masc: intellectual god

Fem: intellectual goddess

An ironic term used to describe someone of surprisingly inferior intelligence.

Hannah: Isn't Bangkok the capital of Asia?
Will: Hannah, you intellectual goddess! Do you want an award?

by Cool shoes. November 30, 2015

The ledge god

A big fatty

Wow charlie the shitty for honor guy is o shit pretending to be a god with the name the ledge god

by Bob lololol August 26, 2019