The God Seal

Li saw gun, the god seal

uniliminal message

The god seal, u know it dont matter

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022

Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.

Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"

by AnthonyTheVast May 22, 2018

snow god

Provides loads of that crystalline white stuff skiers and snowboarders alike love to shred.

Dude #1: Wow dude , have you seen how much fresh pow the snow god gave us?
Dude #2 No dude but I'm sure we'll shred all of the gnar!

by DudeWhoShreds December 27, 2015

Lamb of god

Birthed from the Spanish pi dimension and is worshipped all around the world.

Known as "sanchez" by worshippers.

I love the lamb of god!!!

by Chaoschamp May 15, 2018

God

Taylor Swift

Wow! Gods album Red (Taylor’s Version) is great!

by user1972642791837 November 14, 2021

PEDOPHILE GOD

A PEDOPHILE who has CIRCUMSCRIPTION INSCRIPTION and knows where all the targets are which is ONE.

Only a PEDOPHILE GOD can tell where they can go BUT this PEDOPHILE GOD knows all the traps they set and is a BUMPTIOUS son of a bitch as that ARROGANT ASSH0LE never stops his BIPOLAR BROADCASTING

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021