fuck me with a toothbrush

1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.

by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017

me la jalas

beat your meat

hey faggot me la jalas

by fagboy_69 February 20, 2018

me hoy minyoy

The battlcry of true warriors who know deadly blade combat. If you hear this chant, you know you're already dead. Original coined by DoodleBob.

Doodlebob: ME HOY MINYOY!!!!
Me: Oh sh**. I'm already dead.

by Hayspegre February 13, 2017

tit me off

To make someone laugh excesively

You really tit me off dude!

by mrsquiggles141 February 14, 2017

Smiled me up

A phrase meaning to be given marijuana by a person who's willing to share

"I thought I was just going to his house to watch the game, but then he smiled me up. I didn't expect him to be really cool like that."

by bubblepiemaura March 12, 2017

Shit me on the ass

Another phrase for "fuck my life"

"That embarrassing video of you got 322 views"
"Well, shit me on the ass"

by Quadhouse June 6, 2016

stab me with a knife

The expression for an overwhelming of feelings (usually good, sometimes bad) in which no other phrase captures the essence of the feelings.

Jeffrey just asked me to marry him, stab me with a knife, I love that guy so much.

by 123britneysoears September 3, 2016