Philly Cheese sandwich

A type of vagina that looks like the meat of a phillly cheese steak sandwich.

Damn, I banged this one chick yesterday and she had a vagina that looked like a philly cheese sandwich.

by ShinyTreeBranches January 2, 2013

Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 11, 2018

hooded cheese monster

Uncircumcised penis with smegma .

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.

by Crowley June 28, 2017

Cheese Land Curse

The inability to finish a project that you're working on.

Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"

- This an example of the Cheese Land Curse

by da riff May 27, 2021

Booty cheese smoothie

A booty cheese smoothie is when ones booty cheese is so thin when you’re eating it it seems like you’re eating/ drinking a smoothie. The taste is DELECTABLE!! It is so good and is arguably one of the best kinds/ textures of booty cheese. Someone can accidentally have this kind of booty cheese, or it can happen on accident. This can happen when you eat too much booty cheese at once, eat too much ice cream, have too much sex, not enough sex, or you eat too many cat dookies( although I wish it would be unlimited cat dookie eating because sometimes coming out the booty cheese smoothie stings really bad like when you eat hot Cheetos and your poop comes out burning and red.) anyways enjoy booty cheese smoothies on sundays!!!

Today I had the best booty cheese smoothie!! It was immaculate.

by Itswidebootywhitejessica June 4, 2020

Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.

Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?

by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020

philadelphia cream cheese

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008