Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
Generally a man being submissive and going way too much out of his way to please a woman that would usually not sleep with him.
Generally a man being submissive and going way too much out of his way to please a woman that would usually not sleep with him.
by moretypek January 11, 2023
Get the Simpmug. To act as a simpleton. Normally used to ridicule the behaviour of people which act based on impulse instead of conscious thought.
some teen: wow that lady has got curves, I shall restructure my whole life's priorities around her
chad: simp more pls
chad: simp more pls
by skinnerrrr November 19, 2020
Get the simpmug. When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤
Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp 🫤”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024
Get the Simp 🫤mug. Bipazod.
Guy 1: "You hear that bipa got with a 13 year old on discord and he also plays roblox and has a RobloxYT?"
Guy 2: "How old is he?"
Guy 1: "About 21."
Guy 2: : "SIMP ASS BITCH"
Guy 2: "How old is he?"
Guy 1: "About 21."
Guy 2: : "SIMP ASS BITCH"
by Duhlamino February 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
Get the Simpmug. A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.
Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.
by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020
Get the Simpmug.