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It’s windy out

Saying “it’s windy out” shows that you think someone around you is a complete fucking idiot and needs to leave
Brandon said to Chris “man it’s windy out” and Chris replied “yea I don’t really like him either
by Urbandicktionary7483628 April 26, 2025
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The Dutch Windmill

On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.
I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe
by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025
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Can’t get through the window

Ethan tried to pull that girl but he can’t get through the window
by Ashlikescashyo September 13, 2018
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October, 30 Is the day you can take revenge on your BFF good luck.......
Go untill you have time National throw Taja through the window day!
by ~smartguy~ October 30, 2019
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This day is just to take revenge. Good luck.
Taja you can run but you can't hide cause its National throw Taja through the window day!
by ~smartguy~ October 30, 2019
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Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.
"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.
by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022
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Suck my dick in Macy's window

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.
by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022
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