by Yuck mom April 18, 2020
P1: "OMHJHGHJUY babe you are so cute and adorable1!1!1!"
P1's gf :"omg thanksssss"
P2: " s i m p."
P3: "Simp"
and it goes on and on cuz someone decided to show respect to a woman.
P1's gf :"omg thanksssss"
P2: " s i m p."
P3: "Simp"
and it goes on and on cuz someone decided to show respect to a woman.
by jjoe-li October 25, 2020
A beta male that doesn't know anything about female nature, can't handle a woman, probably pays for all dates so that she loses 100% interest because he is acting like a lil bitch and goes for the Chad that fucks all of her friends because that's what a woman wants and it's okay, simp. A simp is the type of friend to throw you under a bus thinking that he will impress a girl by doing that.
Look at this simp listening to Drake crying in the corner because a girl broke up with him cuz he was acting like a lil bitch and she lost interest.
by Tyrone_01 August 03, 2020
by El Webcorno June 20, 2020
A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.
Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.
by Aesthetic bokchoi May 12, 2020