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Party in your Pocket

Your smartphone starts playing music out of nowhere.
My phone started a "party in your pocket" when I walked out of the dentist.
by K47S August 11, 2013
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Bus Change Party

Probably not a party at all, generally a gathering of broke kids coming together to have fun, and throw down whatever spare change they have in hopes to buy cheap beer.

Common events are: Watching Comedy Central, making up fake rap songs, dancing, getting stoned, and being obnoxious
I got like 3 bucks to my name, lets have a bus change party
by edddizzle March 12, 2011
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turd party pricing

Buying a collectible from a third party at a show/convention etc. whose prices are outrageously more than what they retailed for.
I paid turd party pricing from a third party vendor on collectible X which originally sold for $20 at the original retailer.
by darthaegeus August 16, 2011
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pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars
Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
by JSBizzle September 21, 2011
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United Australia Party

A so-called "freedom party" run by Queensland billionaire and fat fuck Clive Palmer and his mate Craig Kelly (who was sacked from the Liberals for being a wanker). A right-wing party similar to Pauline Hanson's One Nation except not run by a ranga. Formerly called the Palmer United Party and not to be confused with the original and unrelated United Australia Party that became the Liberal Party in the 1940s thanks to a great Australian Prime Minister called Sir Robert Menzies, who was in power for 18 non consecutive years. Clive claims that his party is the "true successor" to the original UAP and is the biggest political party in Australia, which is bullshit because him and Craig just spam us with text messages saying "Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!" and most of their members are fake (in that they got emails that said they joined when really they didn't).
The United Australia Party spent $100 million on ads on YouTube and on TV and billboards on the highway every fucking 20km and said that Craig Kelly would become PM yet he won just one seat in the Senate (Ralph Babet, representing Victoria) and no seats in the House of Representatives after Craig Kelly lost his own seat of Hughes in Sydney to the Liberals. Then he said the elections were rigged. Then Ralph Babet temporarily deregistered the party federally (but not in Victoria). How the fuck is he not broke by now? What a cunt.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023
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Third-Party Lesbian

Female who enjoy watching, fantasying or talking about lesbians .
Person 1: Oh did you see Nathalie her tumblr.
Person 2: Yeah it was full of Yuri.
Person 1: She is such a third-party lesbian.
by MasterMando January 5, 2020
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The Perfect Pool Party

Requires at least one Wes accompanied by some alcohol and music
That was the Perfect Pool Party!!
Agreed Wes is great hey
by Just being honest chief March 25, 2020
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