by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou May 20, 2023

by millyiscool August 15, 2021

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!
billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
by billymays69 October 13, 2011

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.
Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”
Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.
Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.
Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
by Odyion June 3, 2024

by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018

A VERY hard spamtrack in Friday Night Funkin' that features the characters Scopomania Eye, Ommetaphobia Eye, Banger Eye, and Scopoliosis Eye. The song was made by a Russian guy on YouTube called Dimonchik Limonchik.
I got blueballed 100 times on the Ommetaphobia Eye part in the song The Eye of God. I almost broke my fingers.
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus November 22, 2024
