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douche

an asshole who is sassy, condescending, and extremely good looking
"That guy, Eric Shuffle, is such a douche"
by ruffshuff November 12, 2012
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Douche bag

1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
by benjaplop December 18, 2012
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Douchebaggy

When one is purposefully being a complete asshole but is usually not like that.
Mike: Hehe your wearing purple are you gay?
John: Why are you so douchebaggy right now? You're never like this?
by psudeoe August 4, 2012
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douche bag

Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag
by nooneyoullfindout October 5, 2012
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Douchebag

Marco Malacara
Wow, he's a real douchebag, he must know Marco!
by cam92296 October 6, 2012
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douche

A medical device used by women to lubricate their vagina.

Also it is someone who embodies this device. It is a man (usually) that for some reason gets attention from females despite the fact that he is a jerk to everyone, including the females he gets attention from. Sometimes he may not even know that he is doing it, but most of the time he does and his indifference or assumed indifference is the cause of a level of distaste from his peers, especially other males. He needs not be moronic, attention seeking, or with a self inflated sense of self worth, but most of the time is some combination. He may actually have a good amount of friends, but most of these are women and men who want to be near women. He probably is the subject of mockery behind his back or the subject to bitching about between other males and females in private.
That guy, mike, is such a douche. Why do people even like him?

My vag is so dry.
Girl, you should buy a douche.
by drgnslyr0929 October 7, 2012
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Douché

A verbal riposte to someone who uses a lame comback that makes them look even more of a douche.
Adam - "You're are the least creative moron I have ever met"
John - "No, you are"
Adam - "Whoa - Douché!!"
by PierreChristian October 22, 2012
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