by Mr Awesome1516 October 21, 2010
Get the Triple Double Corkscrew mug.Jewish people are known for their savvy and quick business wit. A double Jew bluff is the epitomy of this trait. A double Jew bluff is when a Jew and non Jew enter into an agreement meant to be mutually beneficial yet somehow and without fail, the Jew manages to benefit twice while the non Jew pays dearly yet still believes he's gotten the best deal.
Person 1: "Did you hear about jeremie (non Jew)?"
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"
Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"
Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"
Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"
Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.
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Get the Double Cheese Wopper mug.a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.
So forth called the montecarlo double whip.
So forth called the montecarlo double whip.
Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.
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Get the double dog dalmation mug.Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
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