My girlfriend said she was on her period but she was horny. I asked her "are we skipping red lights tonight?"
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Get the red clan is awesome mug.Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
by Dean Wesley January 16, 2019
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I went out for a quiet meal with friends when I was recognised from the news. Then everything hit the red hen.
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by Aunty whai February 4, 2019
Get the Red Arsed Baboon mug.The act of proper manner to also buy your other partner(s) (boy/girlfriend, friend, etc) a red bull whenever they get themselves a red bull.
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