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Skipping red lights

Having sex with a girl while she's on her period
My girlfriend said she was on her period but she was horny. I asked her "are we skipping red lights tonight?"
by Light skipper August 30, 2017
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red clan is awesome

red clan is better it has better players then gft by alot they wish they had reds players.
by red clan January 14, 2019
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The Detroit Red Wing

Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
Did yah here ole Henry gave his wife The Detroit Red Wing and ended up in the slammer again.
by Dean Wesley January 16, 2019
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Hit the Red Hen

1) Finding yourself in an unwelcome environment.

2) A sudden shift in your karma coupled with the Universe dispensing some ironic justice.
I went out for a quiet meal with friends when I was recognised from the news. Then everything hit the red hen.
by Claytoris1970 June 26, 2018
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Red Arsed Baboon

Nasty manipulative pedo
Has close informative relationship with the "filth"

Raynee Pinky
Red Arsed Baboons should never ever be trusted under any circumstances & should not be allowed near children
by Aunty whai February 4, 2019
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Red bull etiquacy

The act of proper manner to also buy your other partner(s) (boy/girlfriend, friend, etc) a red bull whenever they get themselves a red bull.
It's only proper red bull etiquacy, that scott also brought me a red bull.
by Jesflo4 August 31, 2018
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red hot weenie

A Penis when it is fully erect, usually when the Penis is flowing with blood.
"Dude! I got a red hot weenie!"
by Uub lin Skant November 7, 2022
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