Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything

Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock

by Larin Noel October 2, 2016

Rock the needles

When your in a MMF three way and the woman is in the center on her knees giving double hand jobs for the finish.

Sally sure did rock the needles last night! Handjobs facial moneyshot

by Icet3003 October 24, 2016

Go Skip Rocks

Go Skip Rocks- is code for going out and doing drugs. Any drug works but rocks originally means smoking weed, as in getting stoned; hence the rocks.

"Hey man, wanna go Skip Rocks?"
"Sure man, that sounds lit"

by AerotoZero October 24, 2016

Rock-zoned

When someone compares you to a rock, thereby ruining all potential chances at friendship and/or a romantic relationship. The worst of all situations to be in.

Poor Eden was rock-zoned by Caligula today.

by Caliga Simul Stamus November 5, 2016

slacker rock

Sub-genre of garage punk/rock.
Slacker rock artists often write lyrics about beers, skate, laugh and parties.
Slacker Rock mainly appeared in the 2010' with bands like Fidlar, King Tuff, Mean Jeans & Audacity.
Slacker Punk is a close cousin, but even more nervous.

Oh man, that new Fidlar album is full of good Slacker Rock tunes.

by stillinrock November 13, 2016

missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.

Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!

by aria.marz November 15, 2016

surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"

SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.

by Brewing logic November 20, 2016