Cottage Cheese Vendor

When a woman has a gooey yeast infection.

Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!

by The Grunt February 27, 2021

ding dong cheese

Fromunder cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.

by Ding__dong June 29, 2022

Cheese Steak Pizza

The Combination of two food icons the Cheese Steak and Pizza.

Bow Down to this holy creation crafted in the fires of Olympus by GOD to south the soul of man. After eating this holy of holys one must clear the palet with a glass of The "Pale Riders Wrath".

Cheese Steak Pizza King of Pizza

by MasterJball August 17, 2011

peri-winkle cheese

Dried butt hole dribble on mens underware

I found my husbands panties and there was peri-winkle cheese on them!

by Rachelbetsy April 27, 2016

Philly Cheese sandwich

A type of vagina that looks like the meat of a phillly cheese steak sandwich.

Damn, I banged this one chick yesterday and she had a vagina that looked like a philly cheese sandwich.

by ShinyTreeBranches January 2, 2013

Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.

Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?

by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020

philadelphia cream cheese

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008