Hand sandwich

Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.

Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.

by Deaftoboybands January 20, 2016

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

Hulu and hand

When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.

While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.

by manchild8518 March 21, 2016

hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.

I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.

by Hand truck man March 21, 2016

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating, they can still receive oral or have sex.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for no nut November.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

Hand Camp

Another word for a man jerking off.

Step one: pitch tent in your pants
Step two: reach into tent
Step three: jerk your "pole"

Hey bro do you wanna go out to the bar or are you gonna stay home and Hand Camp?

Who needs a girl friend when I can hand camp alone

by JK3Z0 July 1, 2019

Hand Jig

Jacking off while singing show tunes.

Jacking another man off while singing show tunes.

"Dude, I gave myself the best Hand Jig the other day while watching Grease".

" Man I went into the Mens restroom at Barnes and Knobles this morning and witnessed an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig while singing Jailhouse Rock".

by Badilla July 3, 2019