Simp

Short for “stop insulting my penis,” a term that insecure man-children use in the shape of an insult to tacitly acknowledge the inferiority of their manhood.

Person 1: “Haha, simp.”
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*

by Dancing Duck November 19, 2022

Simp

An individual who fucks risus

Such a simp

by easymoneyfesa August 10, 2022

Simp

Jacob Roberts

Jacob Roberts is the biggest simp

by idkpicsomething May 26, 2020

simp

someone who will do anything to be with myah

example: kaeden is a real simp for myah and will keep asking her out even if she rejects her

by um chile anyways so- January 23, 2021

Simp

Maja's hopeless dumb bitch ass.

Maja is such a simp, that boy doesn't even know she exists.

by dumbitchass April 4, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Jude.

Guy 1: God, Jude is such a simp

Guy 2: Ikr? imagine being Jude could never be me

by Official Simp Authority February 19, 2020

Simp

A simp is a person that obsesses over an internet personality, usually e-girls or e-boys.

He's such a fucking simp!

by hagei April 28, 2020