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lol beans

A super fire game that fall guy ripped off. if you think it's too janky, git gud.
by Noah Obama October 20, 2021
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Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.
Victim: “I’m bored

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.
by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021
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Bean

BEAN is a dangerous person if you see
Bean is the hiding
by Jacktherapes October 18, 2021
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Green Bean

A new Starbucks employee who has absolutely no idea what is going on.
- "Can you make me a coffee frappuccino, please?
- "What's a 'coffee'?"
- "You sure are a green bean aren't ya"
by GreenoBeanoQuarantino September 13, 2017
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Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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wean the bean

Man, i’m gonna go wean the bean for the 2nd time today.
by c00lkid6969 January 14, 2019
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