Ur Mom

A joke that isn't so funny but can be made into a rap

What's that thing in the back of the car? Ur Mom! Ur Mom! Ur Mom!

by itsMayhem February 26, 2017

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your mom

Your mom, a word that you can say to someone to make fun of them or their mother

Your moms a hoe cunt bitch

by Your favorite nigeran February 27, 2017

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Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.

Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.

by Densest March 1, 2017

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web mom

A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant

Sarah is web mom filth

by Mrkrabbs96 March 5, 2017

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aidan's mom

An asian sterotype mom who is cool but asked for grades too much

Aidan's mom is cool.

by cubinmc March 12, 2017

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mom hangover

When you have done so much mom-work that you physically feel like you have a hangover.

A mom hangover may include symptoms such as headache, unable to tolerate loud noises, shyness to bright lights, etc .
A mom hangover can be caused by nighttime feedings, 4-year old tantrums, the unending piles of laundry, unauthorized use of Sharpies, etc.

We can't come to play group today, I have a mom hangover.

by MinivanMILF July 2, 2016

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