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Get the your mom mug.Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.
Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.
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by cubinmc March 12, 2017
Get the aidan's mom mug.When you have done so much mom-work that you physically feel like you have a hangover.
A mom hangover may include symptoms such as headache, unable to tolerate loud noises, shyness to bright lights, etc .
A mom hangover can be caused by nighttime feedings, 4-year old tantrums, the unending piles of laundry, unauthorized use of Sharpies, etc.
A mom hangover may include symptoms such as headache, unable to tolerate loud noises, shyness to bright lights, etc .
A mom hangover can be caused by nighttime feedings, 4-year old tantrums, the unending piles of laundry, unauthorized use of Sharpies, etc.
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adj.
Maximum level of paranoia pertaining to the safety and well-being of one's child or children...
adj.
Maximum level of paranoia pertaining to the safety and well-being of one's child or children...
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