Meat Bouncer

A bad person, typically just the scum of the earth. Worst kinds of people to ever walk the earth

“Hey you know the new kid Gary?”

“Yeah what about him?”

“He’s a...meat bouncer..”

“Fuck that dude.”

by Madisonisameatbouncer January 4, 2021

Slow meat sunday

A large cut of meat, typically beef or pork roasted/simmered for a long period of time on a Sunday afternoon for a traditional family dinner.

Roast beef, Pork tenderloin, Pot roast

"Everyone knows it's slow meat sunday"

by tbs/redapple September 30, 2012

Meat

It has more than one meaning.
Meaning one -
A type of food that some people can't have due to religion. Meat comes from animals. People can sometimes be allergic to meat.

Meaning two -
Another name for a penis. This is how it is used in a sentence:

"Hey bro, I whipped out my meat so fast, my girl got all wet! I shoved my meat in her vagina (pussy or fanny is another name for vagina) and she cummed. I also let her gulp my meat!"

by joiiymeiio November 27, 2022

Meat mates

Two woman who have slept with the same man

When Chelsea drinking slept with Kirsty’s boyfriend she was too ashamed to admit they were now meat mates

by Big dog 33 September 7, 2022

meat-lever

Another name for a cockdick. beantree. Usually used when referring to a lesser being.

dude that kid's collar is popped. what a meat-lever.

by nutbag September 8, 2005

Meat Mole

What you call a fat dude's chode.

"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."

by DjentSlayer June 30, 2024

Meat Mit

Large Hands with large fingers, that reseamble a baseball glove.

You have huge hands, they are like meat mits.

by tyler mccall February 11, 2007